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Friday, October 07, 2005

Steroids, Steroids, Steroids

Growing up I used to think that bodybuilders like Ron Coleman, Frank Sepe, Chris Cormier, Jean Pierre Fux, and Greg Kovacs all got their huge muscular bodies from eating right and working out. Yeah, Right. No amount of protein or legal supplementation is going to give you a body like that - you can get really big and cut, but you can't get freaky.

The sport of Body Building is one of the few sports where your body is your competition. You have to wrestle with yourself on a daily basis trying to balance your diet and exercise levels. Cardio for keeping yourself lean has to be offset by carbs and protein. Too many of the wrong carbs and you get unwanted fat, too little and there goes the muscle and energy.

So, what should you do if you want to be a Body Builder? Find someone that can get you high quality steroids, but be prepared for the consquences... and they are many. Shrunken testes, acne, cancer, roid rage- take your pick.

And in the long run what do you think is going to happen to your body after you have forced it to overproduce by unnatural means? It's going to wear out sooner!

So go the natural way, eat healthy, have healthy kids, and leave the bodybuilding for those guys that don't mind suffering the consequences.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

If You Want My Body...

... and you think I'm sexy... and you know you do, then you know what you have to do - be a hot girl that is in really good shape.

It surprises me how often people think that being in shape is something that just happens by chance - it doesn't. You have to work your body every single day. You have to watch what you eat. You must take vitamins, and then you can have a body like mine.

David Beckham, Cindy Crawford, Eva Longoria, Usher - do you think they just had God given talents, abilities, and bodies? No. They WORKED for it. They denied themselves second helpings of mashed potatoes, they spent hours training, and look at the end result- A Freakin Hot Body like mine.

Now put down that bag of chips and go for a walk lardo.