Thursday, June 30, 2005

Don't Hate Me Because I am so Perfect

People have been saying things to me that maybe I am not who I say I am but they don't know who I am and I don't say that they aren't who they say they are and I think it is stupid of them to say that I am not who I say I am when I am who I say that I am. Come to Austria and I will prove it.

I have gotten used to the fact that people want to lash out at me because of my freakin hot body, my sculpted abs, my defined pecs, my chiseled jaw bone features, and the fact that I was born not only better looking than 99% of the population, but that I am also smarter than them as well.

Just today while I was gazing at myself in the mirror I kept thinking about why people are so messed up towards me and I realized it is like in that movie zoolander and people hated the models because they were so ridiculously good looking. Well people, don't hate me because I am ridicously good looking. I just can't freakin help it, just like you can't help the fact that you aren't ridiculously good looking.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

From My Abs Are like Rocks

I wish that this screen had an option where you could touch it and feel how hard my abs are.

I just finished doing 1500 crunches and 1500 push-ups. I can barely type this as I am covered in sweat, but I feel so good about my abs that I just had to get on here and tell you all about them.

Why don't you have abs like mine? Because you sit on couch and eat fast food and watch reality tv. I eat pure protein shakes and sacrifice hours a day to look like this and so I deserve it, you don't.

I don't understand why you like to be so plump and fat - you just need to get off your lazy ass and start doing something other than feeding your plump face.

Hi - from His Hotness

Hi all you ugly people out there. Yes, this means you reading this site right now. You are ugly and I am hot and this is my blog where I am going to tell you how ugly you are, and how hot I am!

So, whenever you feel the need to lower your self-esteemo you lamo, come by my site and I will bring you down to the ground.